1. Hot dogs at sporting events are the best hot dogs in the world
2. Broncos just want to get you off their backs; Bulls want to kill you
3. There is no ice cream that is worth waiting for 45 minutes
4. Irregardless of where you are on the gun control spectrum, you can show a driver’s license and be given a handgun with as much ammo as you want to buy
5. Rock climbing, although fun, is a hell of a lot of work
6. I miss having a dog
7. Whether it’s dancing, cheer leading, or mutton-busting, watching little kids do it is fun
8. I didn’t know they made 5-foot trophies
9. I suck at racquetball
10. Rodeos have DJs
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