Rate yourself – throwing from a mound

I heard an absolutely hysterical snippet on the Jim Rome show talking today about Jon Wall's failed first pitch at the Nationals game yesterday. This comes from an illustrious line of first pitch failures, some of my favorites include – Carl Lewis, Mariah Carey, & the Mayor of Cincinnati.

So my question is how would you do? 35,000 people in the stands, standing on the mound, haven’t thrown a ball in years, and only one chance to get it right. Rate your first pitch, what would go right, and what would go wrong.